Dirty Martini Time Machine

Name: Dirty Martini Time Machine
Brand: Goodr
Price: 25 USD
Availability: InStock

USD 25.00

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How many Dirty Martinis does it take before you start seeing time dilation?! With these dark green Retro Gs and their light pink reflective lenses, you might be the first to crack the spacetime continuum with the perfect Dirty Martini in hand!

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